There's definitely more to this story than this piece of shit is letting on. Why wouldn't he press charges on this woman? Wouldn't he love nothing more than to see every black person in jail? I hope this woman tells us her side of the story.

So. She "got in the frame" of a picture he was taking of... The sidewalk? The support beams? The side of that coffee wagon? What? Is there something behind her? She's pretty slim. Is it Olive Oyl standing behind her?

The only "Dark Horse" worth listening to is this one. And I'm still crankypants with Katy Perry over using the same title.

Rule #1 of the internet: everything is Illuminati. Triangles. Middle Ages. The number 4. Egypt. Ying/Yang. People in profile. Eyes. Squares. Dry ice.

Here's the thing I do not understand. Driving a minivan is not parenting. It's taxi service. (And most of the kids I knew growing up were in a carpool anyway, so it was a once or twice a week thing.) Making cupcakes is not parenting. It's food preparation. There are SO MANY THINGS that are absolutely unrelated to…

Right. Whether a woman can "have it all" depends on what you think "having it all" means. Indra Nooyi's daughter might be hurt now about her mother not being able to go to coffee hour at school, but I'd like to think that when she's older, she'll realize how badass it was that her mom was the CEO of a Fortune 500…

It doesn't matter whether Perry did or did not plagiarize that song; thanks to Hobby Lobby, as long as they SINCERELY BELIEVE she plagiarized, that's good enough for the courts!

"It must be remembered that, while there are an enormous number of possible permutations of the musical notes of the scale, only a few are pleasing; and much fewer still suit the infantile demands of the popular ear. Recurrence is not therefore an inevitable badge of plagiarism." (Darrell v. Joe Morris Music Co.,…

I agree with Matt's favorite book.

Excuse me while I go copyright every note in music separately then sue everyone for stealing my work and mixing it together!

Wow. So now, when people ask me what I do, instead of telling them I'm an Egyptologist, I can be all like, "Oh, I dabble in black magic." THIS IS SO COOL.

No doctor with any degree of training would perform major surgical procedures in an unsterilized room filled with bullshit because it increases the risk of complications, infections, and looks unprofessional as shit. I mean, you know this right?

Rich housewives on TV are getting shot up all the time with botox and stuff at parties in the TV episodes, people get conditioned to think it could be okay and it's NBD.

Serious question: are you a space alien?

...most people have magazines and ashtrays. They are normal living room stuff. Like lamps or whatever. None of my family members smoke and we have a bunch.

From her website:

I felt like that once, so I killed a pigeon and ate it to prove I wasn't a hypocrite. Thinking about writing about my experiences in a book, "Urban Subsistence Hunter."