"I've had an appendix removed before, no separation anxiety."

"So in such a case these kids would be charged with a crime for...possibly hurting themselves?"

Were you forced to click on the article? Then please shut the fuck up about it.

"Do you like mustard or mayo potato salad?"

"...then have a collective hissy fit over Gary Oldman using the word "fuck"..."

So he was just commenting when he said Hollywood is run by Jews? No he doesn't get a pass.

So you think people are upset because Gary Oldman said "fuck"? Wow - didn't read the interview excerpt did you? But maybe you like using those slurs and don't want to stop? And what is abhorrent about "womb just exploded"? I don't think you know what the word "abhorrent" means.

No, he is not talking about saying hurtful things when you're mad. He is specifically talking about bigoted things and saying EVERYONE does it. And no everyone doesn't do that. I agree probably everyone has said something hurtful when mad but it just isn't the same thing. If a celebrity is mad at the paparazzi…

"No one's life was ever ruined by not drinking."

It was sarcasm. Bigots feel "oppressed" because they can't say their favorite racial slurs without people getting upset.

"You think 'NIGGER!' before you say 'INSENSITIVE JERKFACE!' whether you want to admit it or not."

I bow to the other ladies on this thread who've already handed you your ass more eloquently than I can. You should pay attention to them because you are coming off like a complete asshole on this subject.

Don't pretend that is what you are doing. If someone says they are black then they are black and you do NOT get a say in that, got it?

"...Cuz SHE IS THE ONE THAT SAID SHES "BLACK ENOUGH""

This is such a short piece and yet she couldn't read that far to find the answer to her question. SMH

How is it not her money? People bought HER book, therefore it is her money.

No one can fix Kinja. :(

"oh really? he's supposed to just magically know every teenage girl hashtag?"

"...and she once made a post about how wind turbines are part of men's deliberate conspiracy to cause menstrual pain."

I'm down with the robes and the dickey thing but wigs? The wigs are ridiculous. NO ONE looks good in them.