What about that bitch Lassie? She never got what was coming to her.

His name was Salem. Salem!

The video of Kelsey Grammer falling into a star-shaped hole on stage is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

The grossness in Aladdin simmers so close to the surface ("It's barbaric, but hey, it's home"). Even in fricking Oliver and Company, they had Tito the chihuahua. Why, Billy Joel, why.

I mean… just look at Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen. They're fucking beautiful and they always seem to be seconds away from making out.

"You'll let me know when those dogs stop barking, won't you Will?"

"It's my dick in a cell~"

And in addition to giving her little to do, the show liked to continually shit on her character. Like, oh, do you wanna see more of Tara suffering for no reason? Well here's more of Tara suffering for no reason!

That sounds delicious. I had an 8-inch Italian Night Club at Jimmy John's and a Coke. I am an unhealthy pedestrian.

One of the things that has caused me the most anxiety this season was when Will was speaking to Alana and told her he had to double check that Hannibal hadn't continued walking with him. The show is at its best when we're scared for Will Graham.

Vampire shows share names sometimes, I suppose?

It's really sad that Hannibal has manipulated Will into believing that the only love he deserves is Hannibal's own brand.

When Hannibal proposed, he presented Will with a taped together teacup.

I imagine Abigail's dead body would be in the backseat, and both of them would be drenched in the other's blood for whatever reason.

To be fair, she couldn't see the creepy-ass van.

#sixseasonsandamovie

I don't think there's much hope for her, unless the season cuts off before Hanni fulfills his promise. Which doesn't seem likely, as they've been repeating stuff about that promise since "Digestivo", and now Alana's openly antagonizing him…

The casting for this show is always so on point.

There was this blog I found once that tracked down the clothes used on Hannibal and they were ridiculously expensive. These people are making bank, apparently. Like, someone found that Will's sweater from last week was Ralph Lauren. Imagine Will in a fucking Ralph Lauren.

oh please oh please oh please