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Sweet Caroline
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-Shia LeBeouf

I'm not your friend, Zac Efron!

I want her to be adopted by Roger and Marie.

Hearing it, you would never think she could get it as low as she does.

I can't get over how sort of perfect they are for one another. They're both such dorks.

I thought maybe Amy Poehler or Louis C.K. or someone would jump out at the last second.

How cruel, to cut away before revealing the new police captain.

"18 and legal, bitch!"

"Terrible thing, to have your identity taken from you."

I agree. Pete's line, "I think it feels good, and then it doesn't," restored my faith in him. The consequences he faces tend to stick with him. Pete may be a shit, but he's nearly always honest.

I want her to be with Elisabeth Moss in the next season of Top of the Lake.

I suppose it had to be Betty, as she had the cancer scare earlier in the show. Surprise! Wasn't just a scare. Of course they wouldn't let that go without compounding on the tragedy.

If last week was Joan's send-off, I will sue.

That Betty seemed to be happy recently should have been the tell sign. It makes it that much sadder.

“Hold on… this is the beginning of something, not the end.” Holy meta, Batman. The song choice at the end is perfect. The last lyrics:

When speaking about Liam Neeson's comedy chops, I feel it necessary to mention his fantastic performance as Good Cop/Bad Cop in The Lego Movie. "Hi buddy, want a cup of water?"

I would also like webisodes wherein Gina and Amy are nightly drinking buddies. They're flirtatious, but only with each other.

No Mister Rogers?

Why is the Danger Zone so dangerous?

Have we always been able to embed gifs??? My God!