I’m feeling you, brother. Wife and I are on a pretty strict diet and have been dry since last October. Will be until about the end of March. The first few months were rough, but I don’t feel like stabbing people nearly as often during the day now...

Three beers a night is boozing? Really? I don’t even drink (well can’t, thanks to the blood thinner), but I feel like drinking three beers a night is not a big deal.

Go La Croix.

Since I have been working out in the mornings before work I crave alcohol less after work. I was drinking 4-6 heavy craft beers a night before this. I only drink on Friday/Saturdays now. Usually only a beer or two in social situations since I work out Friday mornings still. Works for me anyways. Best of luck! Also,…

Since most bars don’t carry diet tonic water, I actually switched to gin and soda water. It was SUPER gross for like two weeks, but now tonic tastes too sweet to me.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

He needs a twin next to him, and they’re both wearing Skyline bibs.

“I like to be modest and I like to keep my dignity. I like to know the purpose of my life. I like to live a healthy lifestyle and avoid harmful things.”

Hillary Clinton:

No, that’s Mimas: