It’s not just you. I think he’s got a certain mummy-like characteristic to him.

For some, yes, it is a game (see Owen Labrie and his “Senior Salute” thing.) But to assume it’s a game for everyone glosses over the fact that some people think sex stuff is fun and just enjoy doing sex stuff. It’s a perfectly healthy and natural thing for humans to do.

You know you don’t have to go without sex until you’re married to avoid having children and contracting STDs, right? Despite our country’s shitty Abstinence Only sex education (assuming you’re in the US), some of us are still smart enough to figure out how a condom and birth control works.

I’m pretty close to discovering who killed Medgar Evers.

Come on, he just wanted some Slap Azz.

You’re a bindle.

+1 hobo stick

Moon Tea is what the Wildlings drink to have an abortion.

This video needs to have The Rains of Castamere from Game of Thrones as its soundtrack and it would be perfect.

Let me get this straight...

You’re here commenting on a thread on an blog post about reducing alcohol intake, and you’re going to lecture me on how diet sodas aren’t good for my body?

Okay.

Also, diet tonic water doesn’t contain aspartame, and neither does the diet Pepsi Wild Cherry cola that I’m drinking right now…

Yeah I’m thinking that I’ll have to cheat as well. No way I’m staying sober for the Suberb Owl. Maybe I’ll swap Saturday for Sunday!

Mad props for going six whole months! Spring will be a good season to start back up.

Good for you man, cheers (on Friday.)

It really doesn’t at first, but after a few months three ABV 8.6% IPAs per night starts to have its effects. I’m sporting a bit of a mini keg now and I started to feel like I might have a bad habit.

I don’t think I wandered into full blown alcoholic territory, but I definitely felt like shit.

No shit on the expense! Each six pack I get is usually about $12 after tax, so that was a ridiculous expense to try to rationalize.

Cheers!

Yeah soda takes a little getting used to. And I suppose I forget that a lot of folks actually go to the bar where diet tonic isn’t even an option (I’m more of a drink-at-home type.)

I was going to say “however many I’m going to have,” but I think your statement is more accurate.

If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic (0 calories per serving) is the way to go if you’re calorie counting.

I can totally relate to this though, as my wife and I are currently trying to cut back on the boozing. Most nights we were splitting a six pack of a high calorie IPA, sometimes more. We’ve…

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