Uh, why are you watching the breaks, though? I mean, I get it you aren’t expecting the specific match you’re watching to be spoiled on Kotaku, but like... You can skip the breaks my man! It’s the next day!

It’s fine, I’m moving this spring across the country so I wouldn’t have time to play it anyhow, which as we know is all that is important: Me.

This just furthers the idea that ‘We didn’t vet this properly and uh, woops!’ If the game is good enough for the store now, it certainly was before no? Such a confusing little saga.

Don’t believe you. Must be thinking of something else. The N64. Now that had online capabilities I’ll tell you what.

Any source or more info than this?

Wait, the Wii and Wii U had online multiplayer? Huh.

Philly decided to try something similar, so there’s egg on their face too.

If by ‘fun fact’ you mean ‘not true’, sure. Show me any source for this.

What the hell is wrong with the Fuel?

Absolutely this. I grew up with Toonami DBZ so that’s where my touchstones lie. It’s sad to say but both our DBZ voice actors are getting up there in age and, even though it wasn’t ‘my’ DBZ, Japanese Bulma’s voice actor dying hit me hard. It’s selfish in a way in that I can’t imagine a future where there simply is no…

OK, phew. I can’t stand Japanese Goku. I get why he is the way he is due to their voice over culture, but NOOOOOO OH GOD.

Wait, there’s English for this game right?

You realize that dude was a troll, right? A very, very successful troll.

Good to know. I save Super for when I’m feeling down and then binge 10-15 episodes in a few days. It’s like coming home to a comfy blanket, but that blanket screams a lot and really wants to dye your hair an interesting shade of aquamarine.

Is this ‘Natural life cycle has come to a close’ or ‘Dragon Ball Super did not perform well enough and so we’re cutting it’? I’ve waited for the English dubs because, well, that’s my childhood, so I’m not up to date on whether the storyline is closing off in Japanese.

There’s no logic in denying the game. It’s Zachtronics highest rated game yet in a series of pretty incredible games that they already sell. That to me indicates a failure in their vetting process, not a failure on the games part. I can’t think of anything other than human error to prevent it from being on GOG.

But we don’t know that for a fact, as they’re very opaque. Also, plenty of people have a large number of other games on Steam... That are all trash. It’s a bad metric, is all I’m saying.

We sure they didn’t look at it, assume it was a connect 3 game and say ‘Nope’? On the absolute most surface level, I could see how someone could look at screenshots of the game and assume that. Seems like whoever reviewed it looked it over real quick and then sent out a stock message of denial without looking into who…

Oh that’s what the ‘yaaaaay?’ was about. It’s something I hear time and time again that ‘Well BioWare could make a new Star Wars game!’ to which I say, no. Fuck you. BioWare is making a Destiny clone, what is there to be optimistic about?

We might get a BioWare Star Wars game. Yaaaaaaaaay?