I’m a massive Larian fan from back in the Divine Divinity days, loved Divinity 2, but Original Sin didn’t do much for me. Original Sin 2 fixes a lot of the problems (the god damned forced co-op character thing), but for some reason I just can’t seem to play for more than an hour at a time. I want to just sink my teeth…

Not enough character development. ‘Rawr I’m a dinosaur.’ ‘Rawr so am I.’ ‘Rawr rawr I eat you rawr.’ Blood sport ensues. Next episode: ‘Rawr I’m a dinosaur.’

He’s the hilarious thing: These dipshits are Citadel Mortys, or worse, daycare Jerrys. They’re detached from what the real world actually is that they’ve created their own social structure that is so flawed and deeply troubling that they can’t even see that it’s wrong. It’ll take someone fucking ramming that Citadel…

Just have to travel to uh... Jesus Christ, there’s nowhere. Does your time traveling device have teleportation technology?

I remember a few years back after the Halloween storm in New England, we were without power for... A week? Eventually, everyone had taken to going to a local store that had a generator to charge devices. They set up a chain of real janky looking extension cords. People would just leave laptops and iPads, phones etc.…

I was on his side for the whole Nazi jokes thing, but yeah. Fuck him for this.

Bruh, Alliance has Slavic space Jews, Horde has Undead Nazis. You’re on the wrong side of history.

This is on a 2 lane highway that is a major thoroughfare for Connecticut (especially during beach season), which stops dead in its tracks. The speed limit before this is 60, then suddenly drops to 35 about 400 yards before this. Also, this simply services Main St. and a church. The church is the major reason that it…

Water. That is all.

They can port this to the Switch, right? Like, the dual screen aspect isn’t major or anything.

My grandfather actually went to Wesleyan. Great school, terrible exit, terrible alumni. You can thank us for Michael Bay as well.

This is the correct and only response. I’ve fulfilled my purpose.

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Absolutely, combine that with the absolute mind fuck of an ending and this game just has some truly stunning narrative work.

You’ll survive not being able to have the exact color you want, I promise. You don’t even see yourself 90% of the time.

You’re right, BotW. Completely forgot about it. However, I will say that everything in BotW feels like it’s there for the player eventually. The world of Red Dead Redemption hates you not because you’re the player, but because you’re in the dying wild west and cougars really don’t like it when you come into their…

I have no problem with this just as I have no problem with skins in Overwatch. I play the game for the game, not for how pretty my character is. It’s actually very similar to the dye system in Star Wars the Old Republic, which is a game where you actually spend the majority of the time looking at your character.…

Yeah, it’s all the more impressive when you consider it came out the same year as Mafia 2 and Darksiders, two games that have held up... Ehhhhhh? They’re okay. Even Mass Effect 2 which came out the same year hasn’t held up as well and that’s a tightly paced experience with very little ‘open world’.

With one of the best DLC to ever be released. It’s just a fantastic game all around, and the only game that I went to the midnight release of and felt was truly worth it.