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That car has magical properties...

Genius

Ummmm, this car IS the Veyron.

Tesla needs to get in on this action.

Hannah Arendt, thank you for that. I always wanted to smoke cigarettes with her and argue.

Who really wrote this? This isn't real is it?

Yup.

All the people at Bertone...I really don't know enough about them

Finally.

No, not in your eyes, David D. Even in my raccoon wounds!!!

You Know It...

We are cool, Greg.

Is that a titty?

what? Someone needs to find the people th

this and this...fershure

awww yeah it did. I think the color was 'Faded Budweiser can Red' if I remember my old man's truck correctly. Either that or 'Bloodied Band-aid', can't remember.

The rear bumper of my old GTI knows this pain (as do a few people I bumped as a teenager).

Crashing your bosses old ass Dodge Caravan into a parked car while getting head and being a little too tipsy, having a cop let you go because 'attaboy' and then walk of shame from there.