It looks like they stole the typeface from a Ratt album cover.

Battery-Charger.

Orrrrrr #3 the FBI smelled the green Chile being roasted and had to come investigate the best time of the year to be outside in NM.

“Yo dawg, we heard you like hood scoops, so we scooped your scoop.”

No schist! That’s a gneiss one.

Also, how was he planning to get that out of the bed? Hand truck?

And good lord the voicemail system is a PITA. The log in process is longer than the damn voicemail.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

In What’s the Matter with Koch Brothers Kansas? The free market can determine waters slide safety better than government.

Aussie what you did there.

I’m beholden to them for making them for all these years.

Liddle’ Red Covfefe

Lemmy probably made the last one into a pair of boots.