Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

The manufacturer calls for expanded visual/physical inspections of the aircraft control surfaces if the aircraft was subject to high speed wind gusts while in storage, but the airport didn’t report winds that high so the inspection wasn’t required.  It seems like it was really unexpected for the amount of wind it…

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Joke’s on them, now they will have dubai new shoes.

More like agony of the feet emirate?

Deeply kiss your son and father on the lips with that mouth? 

There’s no way a ball bounces within two inches of Edelmen and doesn’t touch his beard.

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

It says something about the commenters on several other Gawker sites that it really took me a while to be sure you were joking. I’m up to 99%.

“Hello? Hair Club for Men?”

An American using “maths” irritated me more than I would’ve expected it to, but, then again, I must consider the source and cut myself some slack.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

Jesús is now on the 3-day disabled list.

Free Solo was the original title for 127 Hours

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

“My brother lasts way longer than 5/7 minutes!”