Wrong, John and Wanda are using the money to party with the Space Sex Geckos and the Supreme Court Dogs.

If anyone hasn’t called the 800 number he flashes on the screen during the segment, you need to now. It’s hilarious (and that’s all I have to say about that).

Seriously, John Oliver is fucking fantastic! And the once a week schedule is something even *I* can keep up with!

John Oliver, you are the only thing that takes the sting of Jon Stewart leaving. Please please be really happy at your awesome job.