This show needs more car stunts.

I don't think the sleazy taverns that TV private eyes visit are real big on fancy mixed drinks.

I love that Barnaby Jones could enter any bar in California, order a cold glass of milk, and the bartender would pull a fresh bottle from under the bar. In one episode, Barnaby somehow managed to find a glass of milk at a filling station on a two-lane highway.

410 of which are crap, according to Theodore Sturgeon.

I'll take Anitra Ford instead of the car.

Sorry, you just thought yourself out of a promising Hollywood screenwriting career.

Jerry Lewis is an asshole to an interviewer. Must be a day with 24 hours in it.

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111 minutes? Shit.

Only the hippest among us recognize that some of Pacino's dialogue is cribbed from that great underground tape of Paul Anka bitching out his band. "I slice like a fucking hammer!"

Yep, that's the entire show. You nailed it.

I rather suspect the characters won't be living in a tenement in the new version. I bet their apartment is as big as Rachel and Monica's.

I would love to see proof of this.

Because it's called The Honeymooners and duplicates the premise of the Honeymooners.

Mark Addy needs a job.

Agreed. There's no excuse for mispronouncing a name at the Emmys, unless Heigl happened to be a last-second substitution as a presenter. I remember Marg Helgenberger received flack once for correcting an award show announcer (probably the Emmys) that mispronounced her name.

Geoff Stults is a pretty good-lookin' dude.

And yet, she received more votes than ANY candidate in the history of the United States with the exception of Obama in 2008. Pretty sure that qualifies as "successful."

I have always believed Lucas' story about planning a nine-part story in advance was total bullshit.

Why does the DUNKIRK poster look exactly like the HACKSAW RIDGE poster? Come on, Warner Brothers, do better.