I hope John Byner did a mouse as John Wayne.

(Still wondering why the '90s John Mendoza and John Caponera NBC sitcoms aren't on DVD yet)

Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her.

Two weeks? Pretty sure he could shoot one of these in three days. It's people sitting and talking in a bar.

What was he spending $500,000 on? There's only one set. No stunts. No VFX. PM Entertainment used to make excellent action movies shot on location with top-of-the-line stuntwork for $1 million.

I only watch Jennifer Love Hewitt on mute anyway.

No.

"Why Rob Schneider is the worst-reviewed actor in all of film"

A friend of mine once ate three Wendy's triple cheeseburgers while watching FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH. And then he spent ENTER THE DRAGON laying on the floor with his shirt pulled over his protruding belly, moaning in pain.

I imagine few in the AV Club offices have heard of Ernest Borgnine.

I'm not a big fan of "ghosts" in non-supernatural stories.

Only if I am one of them.

I suspect Mendelsohn wouldn't have been killed off if the producers had known in advance how great he was going to be. But when you lead off the first episode with his corpse in a burning boat, you've already screwed yourself.

I hope Cardellini never Botoxes those adorable little smile wrinkles.

It's not Grey, but the actor is in Linklater's SLACKER.

No kidding. Like it's the only comedy about World War II.

I wonder what Bob Crane thought of these movies.

I think the Hill/Weingrad SNL book is even better.

By Patrick White. Great, great book.

Dabney Coleman as Jack Flack or GTFO.