The Age of Precarious.

Search YouTube for Bob Dylan performing at Frank Sinatra’s birthday party.

We just hate you.

We are pro-phylactic and anti-pasto.

You need a bigger truck to help you pull your head out of your ass.

Planned Parenthood.

A boarder? Boarder?

Donate the money to Planned Parenthood.

Roberts signaled every judge in the country — rule against Trump every chance you get.

And we’re still benefitting from Obama’s long-range economic planning. Sorry that all your grandchildren will be “-tards.” 

All this thinking that it would get him his Moscow hotel.

Us being the majority of real Americans who still believe that honesty is the best policy.

Amen, brother. Way to testify.

I disowned the entire New Jersey branch of my family.

I could have sex with a conservative woman but only from behind.

All Navy Seals, Special Forces, Green Berets, and SWAT officers should be cross-trained as social studies and home-ec teachers.

Please permit me to apologize for all the people who are stupid and inferior to your estimable polymath mentality.

Why does it hurt that people are dumb? Do you not count yourself as one of the people or are you a liberal elitist college philosopher? Maybe you should take drugs to kill the hurt.

Yeah, you’re still a mess even though Obama’s gone but cheer up, you’ll always have Russia.

Elon Musk shows real emotion when appropriate. When he heard that some surviving Apollo astronauts had said that SpaceX was a waste he was almost in tears. Other criticisms have also visibly affected him.