It was 83 words thank you very much.

This is another reason they’ve gone down - now that everything is constantly under surveillance the branches of the military are coordinating better so they don’t report each others’ experimental craft as UFOs.  Used to be you could fly around in the boonies and only occasionally get spotted. Now there are spy…

Probably because we’ve definitively proven that we’re collectively too dumb to be allowed into polite interstellar society.

...None of the people God killed were children? Dafuq? Did people used to just spring from the ground or fall from trees fully formed?

My mom spanked me when I was disrespectful to people. I'm really glad she didn't love me so much that she killed me with bears.

TL;DR, killing children is dickish.

And that's only if you don't read to the end where he murders everyone who didn't believe in him, and then tortures them forever. And where Jesus kills people with his tongue, that turns into a sword.

I heard that is when he switched to a different PR guy.

My rabbi always had his work cut out for him trying to convince us little kinderlach that God was still a nice dude.