I simply would’ve burned the house down.

Have you read anything on this website in the past five years or so?

“Look, we just spent all of that time saying that the awards don’t matter, but we like it when people at least pretend they matter. Not to keep razzing the Grammys, because it’s a cliché to make fun of the Grammys, but: the Grammys! They don’t matter, but at least people act like they do.”

Referring to the notorious exit of Elisabeth Rohm. 

You’re better off not watching any of that monstrosity. Evil is head and shoulders better. 

Just a piece?

I hate every ape I see.......

I came here for this comment, and the bittersweet nostalgia it would trigger for the AV Club that once was.

I got a Community notification for this!

Netflix isn’t happy with anything unless it gets better viewer numbers than Squid Game or Stranger Things, which is impossible unless you’re the next season of Squid Game or Stranger Things.

Shhh they are almost always in Witness Protection. Scorpion and Sub-Zero will attack them (it’s happened)! If they hear you talking about the gang they will go on the prowl.

As far as we know, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance did really well, and certainly was well-received, but only got one season. Netflix has a reputation for axing shows unexpectedly and/or in their prime (I still haven’t forgiven them for GLOW).

It can do really well and still have a high enough production cost not to be worthwhile...especially in light of Netflix’s continuing subscriber losses

Sorta kinda. Cheaper things did better and Netflix cares about full runthroughs as well as total hours watched when choosing to greenlight more seasons. It didn’t do terribly, but another Stranger Things this is not. 

Always wanted to try this place.  Only 15 min or so from Dunwoody!

Yeah this dude is a complete fuck. 

Speaking of which, and since he ‘only eats free things,’ someone should bake him a pie.

...don’t start to put stupid things on social media,” he said.

What a piece of shit.