I still hear Kate McKinnon saying “I keel you!” when I see the one on the left.

Great googly moogly!

Jesus - the first one looks like it wants to eat brains.

The new one looks a little more cartoonish than realistic but it’s an amazing improvement. If the old one was a cartoon it looked like R. Crumb drew a young Elvis Presley.

Yeesh I'll say

This is outrageous.

How about commemorating all of the hard working real life meth dealers, Albuquerque? How about them?

The report being from Canada confirms this theory.

With Shatner punctuation:

Well, the source is Canadian.

The double-decker taco was amazing! I would get that and the beefy potato burrito way back when.  They have also more recently canceled the excellent grilled stuffed burritos.

They still have them in lunch/dinner items, sort of home fries in a soft taco and as a side, but they’re quite skippable. Nacho Fries, on the other hand, should just be on the damn menu full-time.

They used to be. I think now they’re $1 a pop, and some franchises mark them up more from there. I remember back in high school they cost a quarter, and my buddies and I would roll in and buy as many as we could for five bucks. We ate like kings.

“Insults because Insaid Taco Bell isn’t good?”

Bure has terrible beliefs, but telling a child “not now” when asking for a picture at a red carpet event that included Bure as one of the stars is the most mild “worst celebrity encounter” I’ve ever heard.

Taco Bell is usually good, and sometimes great; you’re spouting nonsense.

The gyros at Arby’s. Nobody ever has “gyros” and “Arby’s” in the same thought, understandably. But though they’re not quite as good as you’ll get at the local Greek restaurant or falafel truck they are pretty decent and will satisfy if you got a hankerin’ and there’s no real gyro place nearby.

Can we just retire the use of “mama bear” I mean seriously blergh.

I very occasionally miss working at a taco bell, because we made some amazing food. the “cheese roll up” was basically invented as an employee snack before they added it to the menu (it’s just melted cheese in a 6" tortilla, steamed and rolled up). same with the “extreme cheese quesadilla”, which is a cheese…

I put the creamy jalapeno on just about everything 

DAWES! Oh, and it’s signed by Prison Wine. How nice!