DAWES! Oh, and it’s signed by Prison Wine. How nice!

You win the coveted AV Club AIDS/Cancer/Fire Award.

I know there’s a Five Guys corporate standard for the amount of “extra” fries they serve guests, so if there was a “sneak in an onion ring” standard at BK, it would absolutely not surprise me.

Taco Bell’s black beans are my hidden gem. They’re loaded up with cumin and garlic so they taste relatively fresh. Unlike the chicken or steak you can swap them out with the ground beef in any item for no additional cost. And as an added bonus, the juice from the beans is a built-in sauce so you avoid the dryness that…

Ahh never been to Rally’s.  There are lots of places that do chili cheese fries.  I happen to really like Freddy’s, their plain fries which are like stick fry style are kind of meh.

Wendy’s has one of the best breakfasts you can get, but they only have breakfast until 10am.   It’s the Baconator breakfast sandwich.  Includes sausage and loads of bacon.  But Wendy’s beats out Tim Horton’s and McDonalds for the egg.  They just have a better cook.  the Yolk is almost runny still.  And they also use…

A stray onion ring in your order of fries beats an order of onion rings.  I don’t know why.

I’m surprised more people don’t know about the rings thanks to the one ring that inevitably sneaks into every order of fries, to the point that I wonder if that’s a near universal accident or actual company policy.

We missed out by not having James Earl Jones saying “Kenobi! Come out and play!”

Ha my friends kid loves BK onion rings, mostly because they don’t have much onion.  He bugs them into getting onion rings at other places sometimes and never likes them lol

Oh man the millions of kids still stuck in the foster care system will be so relieved! Where should we drop them off, Jim?

Get fucked, Vance.

XOXO

So, according to Republicans:

What a pathetic douchebag. It’s kind of amazing how far into the past Republicans want to drag us. My parents got divorced (technically separated, but functionally a divorce) when my father came out. It wasn’t fun, and it was briefly really upsetting, but it was a lot better than the pretend marriage they had before,…

In Soviet Russia, Robot move YOU.

I have that issue around here somewhere. Yeah, I bought it when it first came out 100 years ago

So I grew up just outside Lebanon County (in Hershey, PA). This is going to sound really weird, but a popular way to eat this stuff is a peanut butter and Lebanon bologna sandwich.

I grew up eating Lebanon bologna in the Philadelphia area and I was pleasantly surprised when I lived in the Buffalo-Niagara region to find that it was readily available there. Both sweet and regular varieties to boot!

I voted for Kodos

I watched so you don’t have to:
1 month of expenses in checking minimum