In case anyone is unclear on the social hierarchy of America at this point...

This is one of those nostalgia grabs that shouldn’t excite me in the least, but against all logic kinda does. I really dislike Tom Cruise, but jets are cool and this doesn’t look like CGI garbage.

“The list is long and distinguished!”

But then, Maverick encounters Lt. Miles Teller, call sign: “Cockbag,” and he thinks “Christ, this kid is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; and I’m Tom fucking Cruise!”

Your brain is out of whack, Marty. Maybe because you’re dead! Top Gun came out in Summer 1986.

Jesus. Imaging honoring your late father by growing the same shitty mustache.

There’s this amazing film called Turning Red. Have you seen it yet? Probably going to win Best Animated next year.

Get him!

Secondly, this is the first reply to the first comment.

Brian Eno. He just isn’t going to do that sort of thing. If you know anything at all about Brian Eno and/or Roxy Music, it is, indeed, obvious. If you do not know anything at all about Brian Eno and/or Roxy Music, then this might seem opaque, yes. Sometimes things are mysterious.

Best comment today.

My aunt died of ALS last month. That’s a real autoimmune disease. Every nerve in your body stops working while you slowly suffocate to death. Alopecia is bad luck. Nothing to slap a man over, or do more than groan at a bad joke and move on with your still gorgeous face, body, dress, family, many more years, and…

Normally I’d roll my eyes at “First!” but this was pretty good.

CancerAids...

“Vessels of love” usually don’t jump up on stage and hit people. 

Ah firsties.

And then cheering him on with a standing ovation 15 minutes later. I was surprised he wasn’t escorted by security immediately. WTF. 

Smith looked like such a pompous, drugged up buffoon during his acceptance speech. Those glassy eyes and the moronic gibberish that poured out of his mouth was almost as bad as the slap. What an egomaniac dipshit.

He needed to be escorted from the theater. I can’t believe they let him stay after assaulting a presenter. 

“Tiffany King, a psychic medium”