Yeah, that’s the part I don’t get. Feels like the next step should have been: “Certainly, Sir. May I see your client card and ID?”

Did you know Han Solo’s “I know” wasn’t in the script? That Gandalf really bonked his head and Aragorn really fucked up his foot kicking that helmet? I’m sure you did, no sarcasm.

Every craft and profession is entitled to recognize excellence and give out awards, and most of them do. But the Oscars are also a TV show — a TV show for which Disney/ABC pays a boatload of money. Best Costume Designer doesn’t deserve a national TV audience any more (or less) than Best Certified Public Accountant or…

The non-rich, non-Batman hero Gotham truly needs:

While the last couple of episodes haven’t hit as hard for me, the beginning ones were pretty good. And Carl Tart is just as funny as he is on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast.

Val Kilmer, from the other bad Batman film.

Its depressed I think...adequacy issues...

To be fair, that’s a picture by the author, not a “food stylist”.

It’s the royal we. I’m the king of Spain.

Appears I’ve been banished to the greys after many years here...I wonder if it has to do with posting things like how the GMG Union is on strike right now...

Showtime Presents: Showtime!: The Story of the Box Office Stars of the Lakers

I love both Robyn and Neneh Cherry and, yeah, this doesn’t work. Really makes you appreciate how fucking fire the original is.

Yeah well, that’s just your opin..no, that is objectively awful. 

This is....just awful. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a cloud to go yell at.

Thanks.

After Salute Your Shorts it was weird for me seeing him play Seven of Nine’s dad.

How sad is it that media is so tightly controlled that people have to resort to restaurant review bombing to spread news.  Hopefully Putin’s regime will collapse and get replaced by something better.

“Meredith Palmer, P.I.”

I get the bit you’re doing, but I gotta say - Post Office was right there.

Maybe he got sucked off!