As an almost elderly person I agree and am not looking forward to being scammed one of these days.

No. You can be Kinja-mazing. But that’s it.

Hockey hair x 3.

We were in NO a few years ago. Like interesting craft beer? Zony Mash Project is the place to go.

Yer buggin’, man.

It’s my favorite.

Bought one of these for Mrs. F. for an upcoming trip to stuff into her bag. But I read they’re not so accurate they can show where in an airport her bag will be (hopefully). Seems hard to believe she could watch it move toward her on the carousel. But that’s the dream!

Plus, in the end, he and Scoobs almost always solved the crime.

He was smarter than Shaggy though.

We’ve gotten rid of many DVDs over the years. But we’ll keep our Looney Tunes Golden Collection 6-Pack DVD sets for occasional viewing.

Any word on Hillbilly Hare?

Mid’s please and thank you. Especially with Italian sausage.

The ambiance at Bonefish Grill is improved quite a bit when one orders the Bang Bang Shrimp.

Plus the wide variety of items one can buy from Acme.

YouTube doesn’t even need a license. Here t’is for the most part.

Whatever you want, however you want it. Just always ask politely. Once you get to know your deli’s workers, it’s easier and easier to get what you want.

Why would you consider yourself an asshole for asking someone for what you want? Are you asking in a rude, asshole-ish way? Doubtful. You should have what you want. Being polite, gracious and mindfully present are keen ways of getting what you want without feeling like or being perceived as an a-hole. 

I’m here for the free fries. Have you seen them?

I like helping to melt the ice in the urinal. Does that count?

But ... watching marathons make it possible to flip around during commercials and check the score of any games and news updates, etc.