More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

I haven’t seen a Jack Sock get this much attention since high school.

Yup. Everyone is a fucking scientist all of a sudden, discussing uranium and climate change in between them getting a second doctorate in The Constitution.

If you can find on the internet a “both sides do it” left-wing equivalent of memes that simply make up photoshops of conservative figures engaged in ostensibly anti-American activities and pass them around social media to convince people they’re real, feel free to let us know. This is a phenomenon unique to a certain…

Its easy to do because they have no retentive outrage memory. By the time you get around to trying to correct them on one set of stupid shit they are on to the next set of stupid shit. Only the basic argument remains.

here is a quote from Facebook from an actual uncle of mine.

I see a gap in your resume after your time with OCP and when you joined Weyland-Utani; can you tell me about what happened there?

I still want to build a fake LinkedIn resume using all the fake tech company names from various Sci-Fi movies. Just to see if anyone would notice.

My favorite technique uses a dime, a handheld mirror and a piece of paper. Just about any mirror will do, even the one on my wife’s purse. I’ve used this many times in the past for partial eclipses.

My wife and I were eating at a restaurant during the 2012 partial eclipse, and I had a business card on me from something or other. I poked a hole in it, and let it shine on the tablecloth of the restaurant. Dead simple. We also saw the same tree effect outside.

He’s OBVIOUSLY referring to Nutty..

I’ll be honest: When I hear “blood and soil,” what I think of are stains that need to be scrubbed out before they set.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

I like mockingbirds who don’t get killed

Fuck them, coddling these morons is what got us here in the first place. Every single person that voted for Trump is either a big fan of racist incompetence or decided that racist incompetence wasn’t a dealbreaker for them, and in both cases they have fucked over more people than they will ever meet in their entire…

During the debates, I really wish one of the moderators would have gone rogue and asked each candidate a simple question about American history as a surprise. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? What are the first 10 amendments collectively called? Who was the general of the Continental Army?

Just to see if…

The beautiful, shiny button.
The jolly, candy-like button.
Will he hold out folks??
Can he hold out???

Incorrect. Read anything about the history of nuclear scares and you’ll realize we’re one flock of birds (or other misinterpretation) away from someone exercising extraordinarily poor judgment from full-on nuclear annihilation. And what of Trump’s entire life’s work (much less his first three weeks as President) makes…

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”