Come back when I can smoke a rack of cricket ribs. 

In Chicago, the length of the yellow light is determined by how much money the city wants to collect from red light cameras.

Yup. You've got the idea.

“Both the El Paso and Dayton shooters acquired their weapons legally; so did the Parkland, FL, shooter, the Las Vegas shooter, and did many others.”

As I’ve posted before: https://splinternews.com/1837153047

Two locals in my town own these and every time one passes by it’s truly an “event”. Even if you think you’re ready for it. That hunkered down stance with the steamroller tires makes that car look LOW and WIDE like some exotics would like to be able to pull off. And that crazy rumbling 180 degree V8 sounds like you put…

Can Splinter do away with the “How Things Work” filing category, especially for Hamilton Nolan’s 7th grade thoughts about capitalism/socialism? Or is this now just a satire series?

Do you guys think we’ll get a blog about the Palestinian Authority banning all LGBT activities in the West Bank or nah?  Seems like Israel and Palestine are miles apart on LGBT rights.

By a strange coincidence, “boring, self-important windbag” is a good description of you and several other Splinter posters...

This is as far as leftists generally go: putting the info out there with a legally-acceptable wink and a nudge and that’s it. 99.9% of the time someone goes full San Ysidro and it comes out that they’re a liberal, it also comes out that their attack(s) were more the result of them being nuts rather than radicalized…

8) Socialism-Related Economic Risk. We have to watch out that if Bernie/Liz are elected president and democrats have control of the house and senate, you can count on a stock market crash. Investors will be spooked by the incoming tax hikes and policy changes that would directly affect their money if left in the…

Gee Paul, who could possibly predicted that you putting a hit list of political opponents could result in such eliminationist rhetoric?  I’m looking forward to you being held legally responsible for incitement. 

So when another leftist psycho takes your hitlist here and goes and kills some of them, we’ll all act surprised, right, and fall all over ourselves defending the little fascist paul blest and pretend that he isn’t explicitly calling for harassment and physical harm to come to his political opponents.  If you guys…

Telling the people how to access this information is one thing, but I still think there’s something deeply problematic about what Castro did. If the people listed were public figures or were otherwise prominent because they were, say, executives in some nefarious industry, I could make the argument that it is…

So, what about the far left wing of the democratic party that radicalized the Dayton shooter?  He aligned with many of the commenters you see here on a regular basis.  I guess we’re not going to talk about him here at Splinter for those reasons.  

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

So the Georgia law that democrats put in place like 10 years ago, is now the republicans problems d their fault?  Don’t think so.

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I mean, how many bills can the clicks from a daily “joe biden sux lol” post really pay?

Anyone who remembers Tawana Brawley, knows that Sharpton was always a con man, opportunist and a charlatan. If you think Trump is almost beyond satirizing because he’s such a cartoonish, ridiculous buffoon (and I agree with that idea), you would have to concede that Sharpton, especially when he was in his sweaty, gold…