Sure the team of professional investigators couldn’t manufacture enough evidence to impeach, but now it’s time for a handful of partisan hacks in the House to do some digging so shit is about to get real.

It’s important to keep this tweet in mind today.

Watching Fauxcahantas almost cry and go apeshit at his hearing the other day was fucking hilarious!!!

Rumor has it all the cuts have been to make room for Tomatoface’s gigantic salary. His new vertical is projected to be the “hottest” webpage of all time among 18-34 year olds. Not sure what that means. Industry speak maybe.

Come back to the greys where you belong, we miss you!

Who let this racist gutter-troll out of the greys? Seriously? This racist cretin deserves nothing but to be dismissed. Of bloody course he’d promote the racist conspiracy theory.

Fatality. Flawless victory.

You’ll toil away in the grays, but damn, very well put.

I think that original burn will still go down as one of the best I have ever seen. It was worth the fallout.

Right? Like, you would hope if there was a shred of self-awareness left in her, that she let out an audible groan at getting this article assignment. I mean, I’m hoping she was told to write this article and isn’t so incredibly tone deaf that she actually came up with the idea on her own.

ESPECIALLY libby watson.

The irony of anyone on Splinter giving a crap about journalism is so immense that if it had physical manifestation, it would form a neutron star.

“She’s only a woman of color when it’s convenient. None of the things she’s fought for aligned with communities of color and her group is funded only by elitist white liberals; she’s a puppet,” the top Democratic aide told The Hill in a phone call.

tbanks for this, I feel like I'm losing my mind watching coastal liberals once again tell us what works for Kentucky. she has no chance in hell. Matt Jones or Rocky Adkins would be better candidates, but they don't really have great chances either.

Yeah, I mean Gorka’s an idiot charlatan that can get fucked, but I highly doubt most of the stable geniuses around here would react any differently to getting egged on like that, no matter where they were.

The issue is that AOC thinks, after a lifetime of bathing in identity politics, that anyone who disagrees with her is a racist. She doesn’t posses the intellectual framework to see it otherwise, and it appears that you do not either, Jack.

Star for Bordello Bronco

Had an 89 B2 in XLT trim many years ago. Exterior was red and white two tone, and interior was red velour, with red everything (setas, carpet, headlier, dash, every-damn-thing). That red interior earned it the nickname “The Bordello Bronco”.

Well I for one am tired of this whole Two Minutes Hate against Nancy Pelosi that outlets like Splinter have deployed. The opposition is supposed to be the Republicans, but you wouldn’t know it from reading these freshman reps’ Twitter feeds.

She “kind of sucks” because she’s only moderately left and doesn’t support the asinine Medicare for All “proposals” that are out there?* That’s all it takes for someone to suck? Good grief.

*I work in health policy. I am 100% in favor of universal coverage and single payer. The current Medicare for All proposals are…