Remember when everyione was worried that Donald Trump wouldnt accept the results of an election?

Mr. Underhill would definitely drive one of these. Or Tawny Kitaen’s dad in Bachelor Party.

I know it doesnt change the central point of the article- that the investigation into the Ferguson PD showed blatant corruption and that the town was using law enforcement as a revenue generator, mostly on the backs of poor blacks- but I still think it should be noted: the entire “hands up,. dont shoot”narrative that…

This is the ghost of Christmas future for Splinter if Dems win the presidency.

Tucker Carlson is going on vacation in August, just like 80% of Americans? Fox board members wont talk to CNN media reporters who seem unaware that any other media outlets exist other than Fox News?

HE HAS STUDENT LOANS ROOT, OK???

This might be the saddest thing I’ve read all day. If my life was so devoid of meaning that this was my idea of resisting, I might consider just taking the whole bottle of percs and hoping for better on the other side.

You’re going to miss a 10% rally into year end. Switch it back.

What if the guys in a photo like this have extreme left wing views? Is that bad too?

The boys from Pod Save America say hello!

She got her answer:

You’re not intelligent and nobody cares what you have to say.

Automatic weapons are virtually illegal to buy in this country. AR-15's are not automatic weapons. They’re semi automatic, just like regular old, less scary looking rifles. Other than that, awesome story.

Here is a picture of all the people charged with shooting 4 or more people in a single incident this year.

Hey David...its now almost 24 hours since word came down that AOC’s chief of staff and comms director basically got shanked by Nancy Pelosi and the Congressional Black Caucus....and not a fucking peep here at “All AOC, All The Time” Splinter News. We writing about that this weekend or are we waiting to see if Seb…