Since it seems to be such a slow news day you’re posting this bullshit, how about you talk about some real news:

I can only pray that when Splinter gets shut down/revamped/ rolled into whatever in the next 24 months that Paul, in his neverending quest to pay off his student loans, gets a job in politics. I would literally pay to fund his salary on whatever campaign he chooses to work on. I honestly dont think I’ve ever seen…

Straight celebs announcing their gender/sexual fluidity is the new adopting a black or Vietnamese kid.

HEY DUMBFUCKS, ITS REQUIRED BY BOTH FEDERAL AND STATE LAW FOR VOTER ROLLS TO BE CONSTANTLY UPDATED. BUT SOMETHING SOMETHING HURR DURR MUH PURGES.

Hey, I remembered we were talking about this last week, just wanted to see if you saw the story about potential Susan Collins slayer Sara Gideon violating major campaign finance laws:

Just so we’re all clear...criticizing Obama’s policies is now NOT considered raycess? I mean, for 8 years it was so I just want to be clear on the new policy.

Tell your best friend they have window AC units at Walmart for $125.00.

These fools just spent two hours talking about reparations, criminalizing private health insurance, decriminalizing illegal border crossings and giving healthcare to the illegal border crossers, and lying about how much all the goody giveaways are going to cost the middle class.

Getting elected to Gen Rock, NJ Borough Council = making history.

If Donald Trump loses in November 2020, this website will cease to exist within 18 months. At most.

You’re not intelligent and no one listens to what you have to say.

I think Donald Trump is a buffoon and laugh out loud when some of his supporters try to spin it as 3D chess moves whenever he steps on his dick, which is often.

They have at least 6 vulnerable seats and as many as 10 in 2020 to defend to the Dems 3

Maybe because every newspaper in America reported on it 99 days ago when the report was released?

Please explain to the class how gerrymandering affects Senate races.

Washington Post Poll June 28- July 1

You’ll be happy to know, impeachment fever-dreamers, that the House is now in recess for 46 DAYS. Thats 7 weeks with no media circus hearings, no outrage of the day for CNN and MSNBC to breathlessly repeat over and over and over and over again.

Gonna guess part of the reason he was useless in Illinois was that he was the governor of Indiana.