SHOOT THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS!

Ruiz may be many things but he is clearly not, under any circumstances, hungry.

Hey, remember today when Robert Mueller held a presser to say absolutely nothing that wasnt already in the report he authored, which was released to the public six fucking weeks ago, but everyone still flipped their shit and acted like it was new information and was totally “well NOW we HAVE to impeach Trump!”?

Dont even have to see that chick’s face and you can tell she’s a goer.

In addition to your standard issue adverts, there are currently about 6 Kinja Deals “articles” on the first page of Deadspin. But yeah, something, something Juicy Couture.

Username checks out.

“...accurate information about what the world will look like in 30, 50, or 100 years....”

In response to that argument, Coleman said: “What if House Democrats decide not to embark on impeachment? If that were the case, I believe the public would conclude Democrats are no better than the Republicans who have enabled Trump for the past two years, putting party above country.”

LA:( available in April if you had been interested): https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/11/politics/michael-avenatti-indictment/index.html

Did you read the indictments? You’re aware that I was being sarcastic, the indictments are widely available and they basically have Avenatti nailed to the wall right? I mean...you wouldnt just come on here and start saying stuff without at least knowing a ittle bit of what you’re talking about, would you?

If only the Southern District of NY and LA would release the indictments so we could read for ourselves the charges. Then we would know if the evidence supporting those charges is bullshit or whether they have, and I’m just spitballing here, audio of him blackmailing Nike, or overwhelming evidence of him stealing…

Hey, remember when a bunch of you guys were touching yourselves in your special place because you thought Avenatti was a fighter-FINALLY!- who would go toe to toe with Trump in an election?

This article is exactly what happens when you work at a company which has a bunch of Things We All Agree Are Bad, and then try to shoehorn some innocuous piece of information into that narrative to create outrage clicks.

You know, I woke up this morning and said to myself, “Self, I sure do hope there’s ANOTHER Supra story on Jalop today. I mean sure, there’s been like 20 in the past month, and its kind of a nothing car, and some people might say Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, enough already...but still GIVE ME MOAR”

You know who boomers are? They’re people who were teenagers during the Summer of Love/Woodstock/Vietnam protest era.

While you’re waiting, you may want to work on your writing skills and reading comprehension.

I’m not advocating violence against politicians, I’m just accusing people I disagree with politically of wanting people to die. So if the more mentally unstable among us actually happen to believe that bullshit and try to kill the people who allegedly want people to die, hey, whatchagonnado?

Considering what she said was 100% completely and laughably untrue, responding with “You can tell me what to say” was really her only option, don’t you think?

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Nearly everything Tlaib said was historically out and out false. The idea that the creation of Israel was a result of the Holocaust ( and not in the works for nearly 30 years prior)- FALSE. The idea that there werent plenty of Jews already in Palestine- FALSE. The idea that Palestinian Muslims graciously sacrificed to…