For when the One Sports Network comes

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I like most of it, rwd, engine in the back but the steering is kinda weird and why only one forward gear ?

Show of hands of those who googled “BloodDeath” before realizing what was going on...

I had no interest in seeing this movie up until I read this.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person on Earth who liked Death to Smoochy, but if I am, I'm okay with that.

MR2! <3

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

You've got an awful lot of vitriol for a person who's opinion on how to properly cook a burger is wrong.

Vote: Gnucash

"A simple spinal adjustment will fix that right up. "

"...when Carlos Quentin charged his returned from a broken left clavicle a month later and—as he actually upon his return."

In true Russian form, the artist didn't finish drawing the fifth one.

Maybe try using a spoon, then.

You dickweeds are having a lot of fun at his expense, but Tim Marchman's cereal choices have him laughing all the way to the bathroom 6-8 times a day for 45 minute stretches at a time.

Nike's marketing strategy for the magista was....questionable

Mr. BugeHalls must have a seriously BinyTrain.