martintupperware--disqus
Martin Tupperware
martintupperware--disqus

I haven't changed the way I buy wine; angry, and often.

Cherrie was dumb to get in that fridge to begin with.

Cherrie was dumb to get in that fridge to begin with.

My beach house at The Hamptons only has one solarium.

My beach house at The Hamptons only has one solarium.

I had to review the book, but it was so long. so I decided to watch the movie, fell asleep 30 minutes in, woke up for credits.

I had to review the book, but it was so long. so I decided to watch the movie, fell asleep 30 minutes in, woke up for credits.

When I'm mad at someone, I'll buy them lunch at Arby's.

When I'm mad at someone, I'll buy them lunch at Arby's.

When I'm mad at someone, I'll buy them lunch at Arby's.

A game show needs to being back those essay style questions from $ale Of The Century.

A game show needs to being back those essay style questions from $ale Of The Century.

The second soundtrack for Boogie Nights was the better of the two.

The second soundtrack for Boogie Nights was the better of the two.

No one personifies rugged manliness like Dabney Coleman.

No one personifies rugged manliness like Dabney Coleman.

No one personifies rugged manliness like Dabney Coleman.

I'd have liked to see more for Julie Warner.

I'd have liked to see more for Julie Warner.

Kinja, you're late! And on your first day? This will be in the file.