Kinja, you're late! And on your first day? This will be in the file.

I thought Lauren Bacall got really fucked over by Robin Williams' suicide.

"The Book of Butts" should have won more literary acclaim.

When a movie has Penelope Ann Miller in it, I'm in for a magical experience.

It Follows was 2/3rds of an OK movie.

Yeardley Smith is the most indispensable Simpsons cast member.

Chris Kattan failed to realize the potential he showed in House on Haunted Hill.

I AM really passionate about a diverse kids menu.

Jonathan Silverman was the best part of Little Big League.

"Criminals" auto-correcting to a proper noun is the information takeaway here.

You gave up Sigourney Weaver for Elektra Nachos.

Just looks like a sad, mid-winter candle by now.

Two things:

Ugh.

Still go to Galliano's for pizza.

Huh. Well, this will be on Netflix soon.

This year especially, just go to an M's game and there's about a 10% chance you get to be part of a "Rookie of the Year" situation.

Breitbart: At Least We Don't Use Kinja

See, my grandpa was part of The Tijuana Woodwinds…

The quality varies wildly, as there's a lot of "improv" and some of the guest stars handle it way better than others. Lily Tomlin and Megan Mulally were good fits, Meg Ryan and Meryl Streep less so.