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Martin Tupperware
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I guess so. It feels more gender neutral than in prior decades, and if I need something to pop no matter the audience, it's one of the last lines of defense available.

It's The Wizard references all the way down.

Lol, I guess it's a bad one, then.

Jason Hervey diva'd up his recent appearance on Battle of the Network Stars, insisting he couldn't represent Team Red because he had a black Calvin Klein t-shirt that he looked good in, and wouldn't change shirts.

Bay Leaves, they're great.

I don't know, Fred Savage loses composure if the game is not expected.

NOT MATER!?!?1!

I'ma grab my special corrective lenses and my brothers dead dog, go to school as SHS.

I don't think these fuckers could cook a Pop Tart.

You can call him Agent P.

Just ignore the problems, until a celebrity handles it for you.

Mars Needs Moms… To Help Distribute Clean Water.

Do NOT jerk it on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

Yes, there was a parenthetical I there.

Can't joke about it. Look inward, help outward.

Not if you drink bacon grease.

This fuckin' Magoo…

"Come along
You Belong
Feel the Fizz
Of Kooky Kola"

Well see, that's probably a T.

Really testing the limits of what'd you do for a Klondike bar.