I was thinking like, a fritter.

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Especially since he does the actual work himself.

I think we're ok, as long as we're not passing the requisite age for this shit.

I think we're ok, as long as we're not passing the requisite age for this shit.

Lazy jokes need the most love!

Well, she won't get hired.

Here we go again…

But Marge… She called me a baboon! The smelliest of all the apes!

Lady Writer

"The Perfect Host" was a very good watch. The twist surprised me, and DHP carried a fun role.

I think they mean Safeway, or Fred Meyer. Mariano's is probably Red Apple.

"Well, now I'm jealous; while I was learning the piano, Frasier was getting his Rachmaninoff's…"

Yes, "My Coffee With Niles" is probably the best fit for a list like that, but Daphne and Niles running away from her wedding in the RV is probably the best moment episode. I think just watching one cold for laughs, his re-staging of "Nightmare Inn" had laughs all the way through.

That was a good one. Most of them were good ones.

All those "Best Places to Live if You're Rubbing One Out" lists place San Diego very highly, I assume because of the favorable weather, quality schools, and easy access to Mexican lube.

Yes. That was an odd one, but he earned it for having to watch a Charger game.

I'm still waiting for a sex shop experience to limbo under the standard set by the bulk dildo bin with saran wrapped dildos for $3, and an index card on the bulletin board that said "Interested in Making a Movie? See the MOD".

Of course, a cheetah would have been fast enough to run away.

Hopefully you get it under control to where you dont have to use exclamation points for your internal dialog.