"My penis is also named Bort."

The vape has created too much ambiguity. I used to know which clouds were which, now there's plausible cover.

DO NOT jerk it at a showing of PotC.

Christ, people. In the shower, at least anyone who chooses to find you probably wants to help.

Desert Passion is my favorite; a lean 70 minutes of women abducted to be sex slaves in a desert sex camp.

The second guy might just like to live on the edge.

What were other popular uses for the PA system at the dildo store?

Huh, I thought in today's more orientation flexible times, it had aged surprisingly well when I watched it last.

Or, for a few glorious moments, Frasier.

BOO-GIE NAAAAIIIIIIIGHTSSSSSS.

A half hour autism COMEDY with Michael Rapaport? Yeah, this will be the thoughtful portrayal the subject sincerely deserves.

Whoever shops for the pricing games does not use their preferred card.

Shit, I'm only familiar with it if I have a life altering opinion about Bill Simmons.

+1 Good Kinja.

Edgar Martinez's tequila belongs in the hall of fame, too.

No, but at least the seven people who show up will be authentic, and ready to charge hard with the brass mantle of true feminism, not some pussy, bullshit Canadian.

Because if you're arguing this moronic idea, Linda doesn't have to answer for why firing someone who brought down a shitstorm of negative PR is super unfair.

I'm not "comfortable" being shit on, but that's mainly just a negotiating ploy to drive up my asking rate.

7/20 at the theater, not bad taste, younger, stupider me.

People were reviewing "Hard Target" as a Van Damme movie, not a Woo movie. I seem to remember a shitload of "Van Damme's Best!- **1/2" type of reviews.