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Martin Tupperware
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You mean, "Its Been Awhile" by now True Patriot Aaron Lewis?

Back in college, a girl who knew I had low standards presented the idea, "Wouldn't a car alarm based on Fly by Sugar Ray be a great idea?"

Didn't I watch "The Ice Storm" in '97? That was OK.

I HATED "You Get What You Give".

"He's not a puppet of the establishment! Got my vote!"

Lionel Richie Hootied, and I wasn't informed?

"Back in ol' 2008… everybody pulled their weight…"

I hope she got to play a sexy old car.

I watched the show about the WV family, what seems to keep people there is pills and the inability to get one working vehicle between a dozen people.

Which is interesting, because I always assumed the aspiration was to be better than your parents, an objective which won't be achieved through entry into an industry suffocating under the weight of technological advance.

Once, but it was very awkward.

Ive watched 6 Wrong Turn movies, pretty sure hes courting the ample "inbred mutant" vote in West Virginia.

Has Katherine Helmond gotten one yet?

Deviantart is where 80% of our NEA funding is going in these godless times, no?

Gung Who?

"Baby, it's fine, your name also starts with J. We can do a thing."

Christ, I might kick the chair away for funsies if it wouldn't start a nuclear war.

Go to Deuteronomy.

Given his mannerisms, I'd say it's more likely Edward Lear's fault.

Hey, NCIS 2 was a great contribution, something for the ages.