Those aren't his kinda honorees. Next year, when they induct the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, he'll make it a national holiday.

The keys are in the house with the prop, same as always.

Let's go to the… taco show!

Or a fjord.

It is what it is.

I have a shelf with Dilbert comics. I don't try to read them anymore, that's where most of the spiders live.

As long as the guys who made the game with the battle hot dog are decent guys, I'll still sleep tonight.

These are the roles Tony Danza usually reads for.

That Doinkage '91 lacks any Cetera makes it hard to go for.

The twist is Joanna Cassidy runs them all off the road with her school bus at the end.

This is the first time I've seen "Rated R for peril", so it's better be really perilous.

Some… might?

Huh. Everyday, my distaste for people at large gets validated a little more.

They call these references "Whitey Whackers"!

It's as though these particular "contemporary" references were crafted for a specific group!

I can't post that much stuff I do with my kids on social media because a lot of times, you're given a choice between participating and picture taking, and the first is way more fun.

This neither sounds or looks fun.

All those dudes are really glad they don't look like Mick Jagger.

Tough luck, dilpo.

Her?