Part of the bargain to get the "Adventures in Babysitting" remake everyone wants way more than this.

When he kills with a blunt object, they go to "Thunderstruck".

Well, still room for my remake of "Falling Down".

The tranny didn't murder his daughter, just made her a lesbian.

I hope an old lady takes Bruce Willis down with a board full of nails. That's the Death Wish I need.

I mean, OK. Matters to you, worth hearing.

Your move, Suge Knight.

WELL, WHERE THE HELL NEEDS MORE STEVE BLACKMAN NOW?!?

Cod frog it, youse, I don't like this one bit.

Made a real Butowsky himself.

What the dick, guys?

Dead Friends From College

If you can't get both at the same store, there's bigger issues.

THEY'RE PLAYING 4D CHESS NOW, FOR SURE THIS TIME!!1!

3/10, would not recommend to friends for trolling needs.

Somewhere, a lone dissenter puts down their "moonPERSON!" protest sign. The world is better now; YOU did the hard work.

If you have a cellar full of rats, finding a buyer is just good inventory control.

The Yoko/Trump affair? Big talk in the deep state.

Ivory and Ivory, and More Ivory, Just To Be Safe.

Grabbey Road.