It's always sadism with these satanic cults! What about a benevolent satanic cult? Surely, that would boost recruitment!

You're going out dressed like that? Shame on you, AV Club, I thought you had standards.

Second one.

DO YOU EVEN WANNA SEE ME BABY?!?

Hey, I watched Kato's softcore, I'll watch Spicey's softcore.

What if it was the poster for "On Golden Pond"?

JESS-tah-POH-in

Your request for a "Men, Women and Children" sequel better not go beyond this.

I really enjoyed Strange Days, also, have watched in a while, though.

Wait six months, you'll be able to do it for $100.

Yes, I'm always open to interesting breakfast options, please no grapefruit, though.

No, I just made a bowl of cereal and it will get soggy! Ten minutes?

"Battle of the Notwork Stars"

They're still huge in Regina.

It's that, too!

"Crackle Presents: Pauler Pranks, a Crackle Exclusive"

"I brought my grandmother's kugel!"

Rice Pubis is delicious in garlic sauce.

So, you're urban homeless?

Oh, young Dave Coulier, what will you think of next!