In a monarchy, that's the only way it could work.

I watched this show for 30 seconds this weekend after hearing about this moron. He looked conspicuously old.

Evidently its mostly Asian Islanders, which makes sense.

Do NOT wear your "The Piss Tape is Real" shirt into the family bathroom at Toys 'R Us.

Now, tell us how hood Minneapolis is!

"I never said THAT; you're using your insecurities to create issues I never even had!"

Libertarianism in the 21st century… what a load of shit that stand is.

Not for almost a decade now. Fuck David Stern.

Stupid accuracy and its liberal bias!

See, I don't even know the vernacular.

Finally, a reasonable ticket for the Green Party.

Damn you, Bischoff!

People inclined to make bad choices are equally unlikely to understand why their choices were bad, and that bad choices have consequences, probably even for them.

Look out, Montlake!

It's mostly childless byproducts of the self esteem generation, who are vexed that society places demands on them ever, beyond stuff they enjoyed when they were twelve.

Explains why my pants are so uncomfortable.

You can just file most of that under "ravages of age".

If all those maps I've seen on my Facebook are accurate, they'd mostly be shooting cows and dusty hillsides, though.

"In certain circles, LBJ was known as El BJ."

Insurance companies don't actually "compete", so much as they each hold either side of an imaginary finish line they slide under you at the point which they can extract maximum profits.