I can't yet. I'll Max when the time comes to Max, though.

Then just go get your pizza from Galliano's, up on Military.

With Howard at the helm, this will be the B-plussiest Star Wars movie ever!

Then this may be largely a Seattle/WA issue, but I remember it flipping about 10 years ago.

Hee hee… Evigan is a funny name.

Chain pizza, which has spread to all local pizza. Delivery fee of $3+.

Yeah, them forgetting his birthday is one thing, but that no one thought it worthwhile to apologize, or come up with an event for later?

I'm inputting this headline, and keep getting "SYNTAX ERROR".

No, he was fully tasse.

My high school pen pal was from Lille. I don't imagine that will factor in here, though. She really liked "Who is the Boss?"

No, don't take your kid to The Wolverine at the theater.

Who insists? It seems to me the waitstaff specifically does this as a courtesy to the adult diner, and it makes sense, because the prep time on their mac and cheese should be way less than my tortellini, and then my food is hot, and the kids are mostly fed, but with enough left that, as long as I eat like I mean it,…

Alas, unless they're dining in your home, you're not "forced to be near them", either.

Choosing your treadmill based on TV placement is a secondary concern.

I go to the YMCA, there's local news, the baseball game, and a TV on the treadmill that I can't operate.

That's one of those "Things Drunk People Say" answers on the $100,000 Pyramid.

Buddy, I'd look at joining a new gym.

It was a "jacked to 11" kind of role, would have been interesting with an actor a bit more regarded for subtlety.

It was a passable way to get some laundry folded. Christian Slater was pretty decent, and then it was over.

Sonuvabitch, you fuckers already got the Monterrey Jack joke.