Soylent Bell.

There's going to be a YouTube channel dedicated to people getting refused service at Taco Bell.

I got an can from someone in Ohio when my son did a "state exchange", it's OK, though, I sent them some Applets 'n Cotlets, so we're even, except I'm never opening that can.

The kind of asshole who resents that "free delivery" became a service they charge for and explicitly point out to you on the box, "none of that extra is for them though, cover that too still, thanks."

Shit goes down at Denny's because where else would it go down?

If the junkies weren't stopping you, I don't imagine the Taco Bell mixologists should pose a threat.

It's cheese heavy, and full of binders!

I mean, probably don't eat the whole 6/10 takeaway box of tacos and you'll be fine.

Counterpoint: I don't think Chipotle can lay claim to any "jizz in the taco meat" lore.

The only time I ever felt that way, I was too high to start the car anyways, so break even.

When you go in the bathroom.

It's a Seattle Taco Bell at 9:30, that kids already ripped.

Don't want to tip off those motivated arbiters of justice behind the Taco Bell register.

That depends. How much ya got?

When I went to college, we didn't stop drinking until the dining hall opened for breakfast.

That was before the prophecies. It's why I'm buying up all the shells.

They're cornering the suburban rat market, too.

"We know, that's why we make you Skype in."

Scandalous!

She's the Taft of the modern pop scene!