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Martin Tupperware
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Only if it bites into their cut.

The Butterfly CD was real good; I don't think there's a song on there I was going by.

I'm a huge Mariah fan.

She's the first lady of gettin' it on!

I saw Major League: Back to the Minors in a theater.

Sure, were you specifically offering?

If my ease in getting tables is indicative, I wouldn't say "everyone else".

Mariah has range, but is it "chemistry with Rex Harrison's corpse" type of range? LET'S FIND OUT!

It does write itself.

Damnit, why can't this be the Walton Goggins newswire?

I really liked Savage Garden. And recreational everything.

I'll make a two hour drive to watch someone eat a hat, I have relatives near the border I can visit.

AHS: I Built You A Goddamned Art Room, Why Is Your Stuff All Over The Living Room?

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

You are correct, sir.

KAW-KA-KAW!

It's your own fault for control testing at Arby's.

"No one who is made of bees could be a bad person!"

Same!

It's like the hamsters from that Hyundai commercial; truly, beasts to haunt your waking nightmares.