Why will nobody adapt Christopher Pike?

Hormel Black Label Bacon Presents A.V. Club Classic coverage of "Friends", courtesy of NBC/Univision.

The idea that it goes off a cliff after episode 4, given what a low elevation it's at already, holds a morbid appeal.

It didn't even land the joke for me- since all I saw was a bunny running around after she eyed her rabbit suspiciously, I assumed that Marianne just freed the impostor bunny.

Eichner elevates himself above the cast/material, literally by virtue of his ability to behave and respond like a human being.

Am I imagining the terrible chemistry KMK generates in ANY of his "romantic" scenes? He's way more comfortable goofing with Fred than anything with the triangle, which kind of contributes to how much that part doesn't work.

The belongs with "The Slap" in the "Trials of the 3-5% that disgust the public at large" pantheon;

Which is bad, because I'm at 4 and it feels loooooong. Oof.

*- playing himself playing "Rake Grinder".

I was thinking more in line with Smulders and Parisse looking sisterly, and that felt odd to me, but not motherly. They're all clearly adult, no one is using a cane, its not taking me out of anything. If anything threw me, its her looking like his wife from "Ned and Stacey".

The baseball playoffs neuter the Fox fall lineup pretty consistently; I was watching it, then it was gone for six weeks, then it bounced around and got burn off slots, so I usually VOD'd. Pretty sure I only saw the end off Netflix.

But what if… it wasn't?

Why it is always Harvard?

Unless you just live in an industrial art kitchen, I guess.

Idaho will jazz the fuck out of a potato. Ever had a baked potato with unicorn? Pocatello.

The F A.V. Club.

No, that's Eric Roberts.

KatyPerrysBootyHole was the initial opening for the story, but it didn't really explode till it came out of wetbutt23.

"Guess you're glad I didn't choose Mudbutt!"

Not on Try Hard Tuesday.