I saw this in the theater, and it was ultra dull, gets my vote.

"We can't promote him; he's in The Grammer File".

I think the categories were the biggest laugh; I specifically remember "Beer" and "Celibacy".

It always plays.

That was 2/3rds of a very good movie… stretched across the whole movie.

Lol, I excoriated Redbox on Twitter when they mis-tagged "The Bye Bye Man".

He promised fixtures.

But cable is a diminishing asset!

Him?

People in Seattle also feel this way about Everett. Fucking downtown level traffic twice anytime you go between the two.

With every fifth click, you get a departure announcement- it's a contest!

"Who are three men who've never been in my kitchen?"

It was about a mouse. And soup. I got mad about an hour in when the movie unveiled about the 12th tertiary character who'd done nothing, but was integral to the plot. Beyond, of course, the first five minutes, where I made the, "Wait… it's about FUCKING SOUP?" observation.

Also, I watched Trolls with the kids a few days ago, and it reminded me of "The Tale of Desperaux", which is the worst thing an animated movie can ever do.

"CAN YOU GIVE US A FIVE, DENNIS?!?"

Man, phones really changed the covert porn game.

The one where the gay boys' cousin made them drive around abandoned Detroit in mid-January because she was mad he called her a fat Kelly Price is a favorite.

My wife and I role play the Catfish by reading the text messages in character; we're pretty awful.

Its becoming really entertaining to watch Kevin and Kyle bad cop-good cop the PPVs.

That "Salute Your Shorts" movie must be coming soon, then. Giraffe tongues, all the way down.