Please do not eat Wallace Shawn. Thanks!

That's why country music is so upbeat!

But the man can wear a suit!

There's no wrong time for "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"!

Well, move it out of earshot of the McDonald's, at least.

I think the downtown McDonald's did this to discourage "crime", by putting country music on over the outdoor speakers.

Yeah, the "one guy wails for 95% of the match, then gets hit with a finisher and loses" is my least favorite match because it usually kills storytelling momentum; the guys who lost can dish it out but wilt at the first sign of adversity, and even for the guys who won, it's like, "OK, if THAT was in your arsenal all…

The entrances tipped that over, though.

Because what this "Great Balls Of Fire" event needed to feel fresher was an extended rumination on a Sinatra song…

Is the "budgie" tattoo related to his rooster hairdo?

Your waitress has been ignoring you for 30 minutes because her boyfriend came in.

Everyone is down on this, but at least they brought in Ken Bone as a celebrity spokesperson.

Do it on a holiday, the strippers have their drugs, so they're even more friendly, and there's less staff to throw you out/call your card.

That's a gouda plan.

I… was not wondering that.

Nobody at the end of "The Favor" should have been paired off.

Yeah, but the idea that Stiller's character would just stop pursuing her cold always pissed me off.

The bar for the Illuminati just gets lower with each passing day…

Having Hannah Storm there ensures whichever person of importance dies over the weekend will have a very nice video package on the Warrior Games.

Yeah, I watched that, and was thinking of only nefarious uses, so it might be flawed.