Make love? Easy there, gloryboy… will you settle for a rough tugger behind the Arbys?

Over the line!

I'm going to go home and have sex… with my wife.

To which my trained wife argues that his public outbursts are his manifestations of distress.

"Take that, Crip Tracy!"

"Sometimes, he opens a window…"

Irma P. Hall?

The Juror 2: Court Ordered Reading

The exclusive home for such top notch programming as "Joe Dirt 2", and… really, that's the only one I know!

"Back in dinosaur times, Ogg started talking…"

Pretty sure that's not an actual person, it's just what sits on Seth Rogen's left shoulder.

Shoot, I'd have watched if it were "Eight is Enough" and "Hamburger Hill".

Should have read to the end.

The Madonna biopic better be FUCKING AMAZING.

There's no E in Ann Coulter.

DYNO…mite?

Explains why he's so salty.

This would have never happened if they hired Barry Horowitz.

I use "King Daddy" already, so this is a letdown.

Nope.