I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Murray was the “usual goalie” this year; in recent years for Pittsburgh it’s been Marc-Andre Fleury, who can either look like the most athletic goalie or the worst headcase in history, depending on the night. MAF is a good-to-very-good goalie with at least five good years left - he’ll find a starting spot waiting for…

Officer: Where you coming from?

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

They have an Avett Brothers concert after Saturday’s game, free with your ticket. That is literally the only reason I’ve found to see a game this year.

We’ve got two injured future superstars on the Sixers! As long as they never play they’re theoretically the greatest 1-2 punch in NBA history.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

Weird stats from this game:

The student body, upon hearing that her fucking ass was gonna be the speaker protested loudly and often leading up to this. But the President is cooning for 45 and ignored them, of course. He got exactly what he deserved and so did she. Those are great students and major props to them for not sitting for this fuckery.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

It’ll be a short conversation, but here it goes.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

Barrack Obama didn’t become President because the white working class threw their lot in with him.

And, as per freaking usual, everyone is now wringing their hands over the fact that an ever-shrinking demographic doesn’t like them.

Sometimes internet commenters try too hard. This would be one of those times.

if you took every scorned baseball player’s apology at face value, you’d conclude that it’s a shame that PEDs don’t enhance intelligence. It’s amazing how incredulous they all seem to be. Fuck that. Own it if only to not make yourself sound like a moron.

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.