Are there teams besides the Phillies whose former pitchers go full on crazy like this?

Alas, A Yale man would have gotten more.

+1 glass of water when you have a sec.

Waiters gonna wait

I found the part of his statement where he talked about all the social justice organizations he tried out for in high school, but was cut from, to be uncomfortably long and bitter.

Two or three more of these incidents and I might begin to wonder if Aldon Smith is, in fact, a damn idiot.

Why on earth would Goodell want to stop Ballers? It’s about as vanilla as they come. It’s a show about strip clubs and bikini babes. Oh yeah and football players.

a reaction like this still would have been better

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

So wait, is “iterated” the new “actualized?” And is there a new word for “paradigm” or are they still paradigms? I’m scrounging for startup capital for a new company where young people who want to break into the gig economy can get unpaid experience doing gigs for free for my company (I call them gigternships) and any…

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

Right, so clearly you came here to judge the entry on its merits, not with a pre-existing disdain for the author that was always guaranteed to result in you panning the content even if it was identical to what you’d have written yourself.

Best piece you’ve written in a while

From his website:

Grow the fuck up.

This?

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…