Shameless needs to cut to its series finale. Or at least cut out Frank.

Interesting write up. I actually write for an SBNation site and generally admire and am impressed with our site managers, do have a stipend, and always thought of it as a labor of love. I’m probably under paid but that’s not really why I’m doing it. But certainly understand the sticking points made.

how is it different than deadspin?

Legitimately OK thing. Might actually be his most legitimate highlight.

As a Celtics fan, the best thing Marcus Smart has ever done, by far, is prompt this hilarious dismissal from LeBron:

The Kings can take comfort that, as disappointing as the may be, they’ll never be the most embarrassing thing about Sacramento as long as Kevin Johnson is still alive

This is like porn to me, only better, because it’s not me feeling dejected and alone in the world and pathetic and left in tears at the end of the video, it’s Alabama fans. Plus I was still able to get off.

That last dude at the bottom does the same routine in the mirror each morning.

Cable Tech Support: Sir, have you tried unplugging the box and plugging it back in?

That was almost as gratifying as watching this...

Another case of sloppy Deadpsin journalism. This is obviously the reaction to Brown vs. Board of Education.

A man can dream

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

I can’t get past wearing a Steelers jersey in Miami at a Dolphins-49ers game.

Spencer Hall is not a Falcons fan and does not speak for Falcons fans. He can fuck off.

Well, similar to how Milwaukee has no recent championships but can’t be considered tortured because basically everyone there roots for the Packers as their local team, Buffalo residents can always root for the Yankees in baseball. Atlanta residents, meanwhile, are stuck with the Falcons in football, Braves in…

I think the non-playoff-sellout thing with the Braves is an exaggerated narrative. Turner Field is one of the biggest stadiums in baseball by seating capacity—if it held around 40,000 (which is what most baseball stadiums hold) instead of 50,000, those games would’ve been sold out. And at the very least, the fans who…

The total amount of tortured sports fans who live in Atlanta may not be as high as other cities, but the magnitude of torture for fans of Atlanta sports teams is, unfortunately, very high. The issue is one of quantity, not quality.

Well, obviously the transplants don’t give a shit, but native-born Atlantans like myself are perpetually miserable, self-loathing sacks of crap because of our teams. If the question is “Which fans of teams in a particular city are the most tortured,” then Atlanta’s teams’ fans are certainly up there.

Freddie Freeman is a great first baseman, but whatever.