Ah, found the Sixers fan.

Because this is the right response.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

Couldn’t we just send them to a farm upstate where they can run and play with other retired athletes?

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

I think the only acceptable reason would be “I have a son/daughter/grandson/granddaughter who would really love this.”

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

If Deadspin streamed a 3 hour video of Bills fans destroying themselves, it would get 10 million viewers.

I’ll cry if kinja actually let’s this video play.

I’d love to see a whole gallery of gloriously shitty, probably not-licensed, TJ-Maxx bought, alternate jerseys.

You’re right...it’d only be fair, cubs fans were nothing but graceful after their wins in the wild card game and NLDS, so we really should try to—PPPFFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHA oh man, sorry, couldn’t finish that one with a straight face

Yes